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A Treat (chaos) to remember

First of all sorry to all those I did not call for the treat. Actually the list had gone too long (40+) and we(gabbar anguli and me) had a tough time finalising the list and keeping it as 'small' as possible. PD(Punjabi Dhaba) was financially the best place to have the treat(now that the LS is no longer cheap, atleast for me and add to the cost, the bad service).

the picture beow tells the whole story... (of the chaos)



What could have ended as the most chaotic situation in my life, ended only the most chaotic treat ever. Thankfully for Anguli, Gabbar and me, it wasnt a case of humiliation :)
I was sure of getting a lot of bashings for the chaos, but there were a few praises about the treat that really surprised me. I think it was the modesty of those who recieved the treat.

Story (un)told

It was the RP hall day. Guys with full tempo.... no no not for the hall but for the gals from SN... Two of them called Raghuveer Devallapalli and Ravi Krishna Shaga, my next room 'studs' invited a few from the SN.... expecting all of them to turn up to praise their room and them in their best outfits. Bechara Rampage was kicked out of his room by his own roomies.. why? just bcos they did not want to 'share' the girls...
The room was cleaned like never before... Not just the brooming but also the wiping!!!! wow just try to make an impression in your mind of 2 guys wiping(mind u not sweeping) the room for girls.... Yuckk...
It was 8 PM and they were all ready... The golden moment could be anytime soon... lot of 1st yrs and a few selected 2nd years.... Wow.... Time was moving .. but today it was too slow... they werent coming and time wasnt moving...
Alas it was nearing 9... they were seen sitting on the window of their room with binoculars.. No one knows what they were tryin to see... It was 10 and they were seen moving round in the corridor.... Did they give and invitation for the right time... Probably they had.. Bhalu and Kauaa were already making fun and Arvind after being sad for one full day had something to cheer about..
By 11 it was sure that they weren't coming and kauaa and bhaalu and arvind were making them more and more fruuuust... To save themselves from the humiliation, they went to cheddis for 3 more hours... but the embaressment wasnt going to end soon enough... was it??

Good one.

He loved her
But married another
One became the wife
The other became the password
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Klueless....

This one was done sometime back....

If u thought that Klueless was a piece of cake.... try this one...
I bet u will have a bad time at this one.... its called notpron

I tried this one.. could not get even a few.. I have quit this one.. see if u can try!!!

Perfect Description of the Stock Markets...Read on...(Even if u hate the Stock Markets)

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian Chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?""Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again."Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever." The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy."This is how stock markets work!!!